Orientation – events take place over a week at the start of the year to welcome students and enable them to meet new friends.
Dorm – communal living on campus with parties, messy room mates and sometimes stuff too rude to mention.
Lecture – not only something your parents give you when you don’t come home till 2 in the morning, but also where you’ll learn most of what you need to know.
Undergraduate – you while studying.
Postgraduate – you after finishing your course.
Master – you x5, once you’ve graduated from your first uni degree and completed the next level.
Paper – a unit of study. Alternatively, stuff people used to write on before the iPhone.
Library – the place where you hang out, flirt, smash healthy snacks, and sometimes do assignments.
Sleep – as rare as the colossal squid.
Student clubs – a place to meet like-minded souls.
Alumni – people who graduated years ago and loved uni so much they still hang around.
Semester – the boring months between holidays.
